The era of vampires openly calling for the blood of the young is upon us as old rich people in the San Francisco Bay area are flocking to a startup that pays $8,000 for the blood of young people in order to maintain the youth of old people. Continue reading “Start Up Offers $8,000 For Teenaged Blood”
I’ve predicted since the 1980s that an electric car would eventually outperform gasoline fueled cars, and now it’s happened… Continue reading “Electric Car Beats Gas Powered Cars And Does 6:45.90 At Nurburgring”
No Lead Problem In Kansas
Texas police are accused of torturing Graham Dyer to death with stun guns. Continue reading “Texas police withheld records of their son’s death. Now they know…”
I’m sitting at work searching the internet for information on why file copying using Group Policies is failing, and my eyelids started to grow heavy… and heavier… and coffee isn’t workings… and fuck, I’m on Twitter… where I saw this.
Not only is this guy not funny, but this cringe worthy performance is, quite literally, racist.
“How so,” you might ask. Glad you asked.
What if a white comedian started lambasting black girls with blond hair.
“Black people, what is it with straightening your hair and making it blond? And speaking English, using the computer, and driving cars?”
That’s so cringy I had a hard time writing it… But I’ll have more thoughts on this to come.
Back to work.
Well stated, sir.
Honey, don’t ask me to be your knight in shining armour if you’re not going to be my chaste princess.
Stare at boobs
It may seem like an inconvenience, or an invasion of privacy, to many women but staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men.
The same effect occurs when they look at cute animals.
A 2012 study, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, looked at the effects positive thinking had on men’s health.
After a year, positive thinking had a powerful effect on health choices.
More than half of the patients with coronary artery disease increased their physical activity versus 37 percent in the control group, who were not asked to write down positive thoughts in the morning.
The same happened in men with high blood pressure.
More than 40 percent of those with high blood pressure followed their medication plan compared to 36 percent in the non-positive thinking group.